Please leave your negativity on the front lawn, your BS on the front porch and your insecurities at the door. Please lock the door behind you. We wouldn’t want your past sneaking in to haunt you. Take your excuses off in the foyer and hang your selfish Ex friends and lovers in the coat closet.
Here in 2016 we encourage you to take charge of your life and actually enjoy it. Feel free to take a sip from our fountain of youth, but please only one glass per person.
The shit is expensive.
Please take a look around. You’ll see that there are plenty of open doors and each room holds a different opportunity. What you choose is up to you.
We encourage you to pick your own poison without peer pressure from other guest staying with us this year. As your real friends we do not judge you for choices that make you happy.
We want to warn you though, door 69 is our Red Room. You need to be sure before you enter and sign a waiver before you leave.
We ask that you not feed the animals, we do not want to enable them to leech from others.
You’ll find we are very accommodating here in 2016 and there’s no discrimination.
We welcome God, Guns, and Gays.
We only ask that you leave a better person than you were upon arrival.
So please, come and take a load off, love and live freely.
A collection of poetry and short stories, mostly about my life. Some haiku, pictures, and my thoughts thrown in for good measure. For short stories and my thoughts click on Steve Halls Tidbits and Steve Hall's Thoughts below.